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B.S. Metro-gnome has heard from various jackasses.

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"I'll tell you what kind of name 'The Fish' is; 'The Fish' is the kind of name with three hundred and ninty-four kills, That's what kind of name 'The Fish' is."           
     -Some kid on 'x-box live'

"If you're driving properly, you don't need to use brakes"
      -Ted B.

"Ted, I've called thirteen times!  Where's the belt sander?"
     -Super Ted

"I haven't gone swimming in a while....I might drown HAHAHAHA!!!"
     -some guy in the change room