"I'll tell you what kind of name 'The Fish' is; 'The Fish' is the kind of name with three hundred and ninty-four
kills, That's what kind of name 'The Fish' is."
-Some kid on 'x-box live'
"If you're driving properly, you don't need to use brakes"
-Ted B.
"Ted, I've called thirteen times! Where's the belt sander?"
-Super Ted
"I haven't gone swimming in a while....I might drown HAHAHAHA!!!"
-some guy in the change room
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