How are you?

I'm drunk and I think that you're hot

And maybe

I'd like to

Ask you out....but then maybe not

 

Your boyfriend

Is quite big

But that does not make sense to me

Because you

Told me that

He left you, i thought you were free

I thought you'd be mine

Till my early bedtime

 

I'm so sorry, now I'm sobre

I'm so sorry, you had a boyfriend

I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it

I'm so sorry that you're ugly

 

At least you

Just laughed and

You didn't think my words were true

Because if

You did then

I might be going out with you

 

 

Occupied by trees and sand

There are footprints from a star

And luck is ours

 

New day, far away

Listen to the sound it makes

Daisies, tulips, roses sprout

And let it out

 

You never know who to trust

Is it love or is it lust?

What's the difference? In the end

Your heart's broken

 

In my car we drive away

See a star along the way

I say "hey man, need a ride?

Step inside"

 

Compared to you, I'm nothing

You light the world I destroy

You are the sun and i revolve around you

I can't believe it's only 6 o'clock

And every morning when i go out

I can't believe that the sun's not up

 

I'm always tired when i could be asleep

But time is wasted if you only dream

I'm so stressed out

I need peace

 

Every time that i see you

It blows my mind how pretty you are

And every night when i thank God

I think of us and think it's so bizzarre

 

You and me, how could it be

A fairy tale like beauty and the beast

You're so decked out

And I'm with you

 

Why don't you sleep

leave everything to me

I'll do the dishes and tuck you in

cause i love you

Just go to sleep

And leave everything to me

I'll walk the dog and tidy up

Cause i love you

 

You're so decked out

And I'm with you

High like a zeppelin

Big eyes and underfed

She took him by the throat and said

I love you sickboy

I love you sickboy, yeah!

 

He gets just what he needs

From shooting anti-freeze

Layed out beside the bed

She took him by the throat and said

I love you sickboy

I love you sickboy, yeah!

 

You are the real one

My sick love

They begged me to avoid

My sickboy

 

My s-i-c-k-b-o-y

Answers to Kathleen

There's something about her that makes me smile

That's something I haven't done in a while

When she left me

She broke my heart

 

She's so much fun and she makes me laugh

She helped me with my math

There's something about her that I can't touch

And now I miss her so much

When she left me

She broke my heart

 

CHORUS

Oh Kathleen, I need you girl

I love you, but you're not sure

I wish that you could see

This pain is killing me

 

I burned the pictures of me and her

Cause they're a bad reminder

They make me remeber the way I felt

And I don't feel that way right now

When she left me

She broke my heart

 

CHORUS

 

Don't go, don't go

Don't go so soon

Cause i still love you

To make my life more interresting

I've conquered fears, I've lost some friends

I've been in love, it always ends

 

Be yourself

Just be yourself

 

I've found out it never helps

To be alone, to be by yourself

Wish for things that won't come true

You'd be surprised how much they do

 

Be yourself

Just be yourself

You and me

That's how it should be

 

Be yourself, have some fun

Don't be mean to anyone

Just live your life, let it flow

Hold on tight and don't let go

Don't let go of me

One day I'm sad

But time will make me happy

 

I'll find a way to understand

I'll try to be a better man

I'll look back on your life

and then I'll smile

 

Now I hope this scar will never leave

because it's all I have

To remind me of your memory

 

I'll find a way to understand

I'll try to be a better man

I'll look back on your life and then I'll smile

 

I'll find a way to understand

I'll try to be a better man

I'll look back on your life in denial

 

Now It'll never be the same

when I call your name

and no one hears my page

Yeah it'll never be the same

when I call your name

and no one hears my page

when the batteries died

I bet you didn't know that if you lick them

they will come back to life

Only for about five minutes though

but that's still okay

That's enough for one more song

and that song will play...

 

When I wrote a song about myself

it made me feel depressed

So I think I'll write about something else

maybe one of my interests

I like to try to pick up girls

but it's really not a skill

'cause I haven't got one yet

it seems like I never will

 

But I don't wanna be one of those guys

who never even tries

he just sits back and lies to himself

He tells himself that you'd say 'no'

He doesn't even know

and says that he was just too slow

as you walk away

 

I wish that I had my guitar

everywhere that I went

'cause than I would sing you a love song

about the first day we met

but that would have to be today though

'cause I've never seen you before

And if you really don't like it

Then I'll just try some more

 

when I saw you shopping at wal-mart

 

but I never knew

just what I should say

Though I wanted you

the words never came

And when I talked to you

I probably sounded lame

and now I wonder why...

 

Kristin, I called you on the phone

but I still spent the night alone

 

I like greens

and I love

Jellybeans

I think you're wrong for eating meat though

You killed my cow

What the hell

he was just standing around

Eating grass

Taking craps

If only we were that relaxed

but no... you had to eat him

and now he's gone

He ate my lawn

But he lives on... in this song

 

I eat spaghetti

with Ragu

Instead of beef

I add tofu

It's just as good

if not, it's better

but I never prevailed

I only failed

in my attempt to change the world

'cause no one cares about what one kid has to say

and then... you suggested McDonalds

Well at least

choose a place with class

I'll shove that burger

up your ass

 

I hate when people stare at me

when I get a burger with no meat

Why can't you all just be like me

and let the animals go free

I can't believe I passed

and I'm such a loser

I always finish last

People call me ugly

it's driving me insane

their words enter my head

I don't care what they're saying

 

I'm not the cleanest knife

no reasons here to brag

When people see my face

they offer me a bag

So I try real hard

to resist the urge

to kick them in the shins

when they get on my nerves

 

No one has a heart

They just all wanna laugh

so they pick on me

I'm really very smart

but I just don't try

I don't feel free

 

My mind is running

Soon it will be gone

Yeah, soon I'm gonna be crazy

 

'cause I'm the ugliest kid in the world

I'm the ugliest kid in the world

I'm the ugliest kid in the world

I want to die

 

I've got a real long rope

that I found in a well

but I couldn't do it

because I'd go to hell

Somebody who saw me

punched me in the face

then said that I looked better

and laughed while I took chase

 

 

It seems like every time I try to help

I end up hurting you, and hurt myself

So I think that I'll just shut my mouth

But then you might think something's wrong

 

When I'm by myself I think a lot

And when I'm with my friends I start to plot

But you haven't done anything wrong

And you never question me

 

Chorus:

I know nothing's wrong

It's all my fault, I don't trust anyone

But now I think that I'm alright

I'm sorry for what I said last night

There's no way to find out what I want to know

When you told me that you loved me

I didn't know what I could say

But my feelings are still changing

I want to love you every time I hear your name

I feel so bad about what I said

And I know we'll never be the same

 

Everywhere I go I'm thinking of you

There's no way that I can get you off my mind

Well, I think that must mean something

I've never felt this way before

You say you can't stop thinking of me

Well, you're the first to feel the same way that I do

So what's the deal with your boyfriend

Do you love him more than he loves you

 

You love me, You love me

That's more than I can say

I want you, I want you

That's all that I can say

 

Well, I still don't understand this

I think I'm more confused than when I was before

Could you give me some sort of sign

or tell me what you want to do

If you're really not that sure

than maybe this is something that's not meant to be

and I don't want to mess with fate

because fate's already messed with me

 

I don't own anything

And if I did I'd give it to you

With 'Love: me' as an inscription

 

But I can't

so I won't even tell you I'll try

'cause I will

Chances are it won't work out anyway

 

Nowhere to run

Nothing's fun anymore

Everything is serious

I can't live my life this way

 

But I will

and I think that I'm losing my faith

But I can't

and I won't... 'cause it's all that I believe in

 

What if I sang to you

Would it make you happy

'cause I'd do anything for you

yes I will

If I can't, than I'll try

 

Nowhere to hide

Even though I'm outside

Because we've killed off everything

And you know it was so beautiful

 

Nothing's left

so then why am I hanging aroung

'Cause I failed

but I tried, now I feel empty inside

 

Have you ever had a date
and spilled a drink on your shirt
when you move you drop your plate
and make a mess
but the girl holds your hand
and you become her best friend
the next time you kiss 
she's wearing her mothers wedding dress

 

It's just too fast
Let's make it last
'Cause I want you and only...

 

you and only you

you and only you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then you said you don't care what I think x4

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's not about you!

without a light

it don't sound right

 

Can't read what I wrote

I'm not a poet

It's just one note

 

Do do do do do do do

Do do do do do do do

 

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

 

I cannot see

The melody

I'm trying to read

 

What was in my head

that I misread

I thought it said...

 

Do do do do do do do

Do do do do do do do

 

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

 

Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah!

 

Do do do do do do do

do do do do do do do

 

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

But you're unlisted

Have a good birthday

I know I missed it

 

I am so sorry I let you down

I promise I'll try harder now

 

A promise from me

Is more like a vow

If I don't keep it

Divorce me now

 

So much to live for in so little time

With you I can just hit rewind

 

One day you'll see

We were meant to be

Don't deny this

One little kiss

 

Don't say it's over

It's hardly begun

The faster I move

The quicker you run

 

I can slow down if that's what you want

But you're so damn slow to respond

 

I swear I listen

But can't comprehend

This one little message

You're trying to send

 

What does it mean when you say you're done

Digging a grave with a gun?

 

One day you'll see

We were meant to be

Don't deny this

One little kiss

 

But I still go out and look all around
That special girl still hasn't been found
A kiss goodbye was all I got
From the one special girl I loved so much

 

I'm crying and hurt and thinking of ways
that I can hurt her, can I still be saved
By one other girl who i haven't met
Well I'll keep on searching or I might forget

 

The reason I'm here is to change someone's life
Maybe have kids once I find a wife
I wish that people could see what's inside
Cause then they would know that I never lied

 

I know I may never see her again
But I don't care for some reason
I guess the pain, it really goes away
And all you need is someone else to fill the space
That made you feel like the world is an empty place